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Prepare to be stupefied...

The Hal Clarke Effect

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What it is:
The Hal Clarke Effect is a series of uncomfortably comical vignettes revolving around the rants of Hal Clarke. Comedy meets sincerity in this odd yet familiar world.

Key players:
Hal Clarke is an unemployed homebody with a penchant for aggravated tirades, “working” on the computer, and his green shorts with maroon sweatshirt. Beth Fassbinder is Hal’s hard working, live-in girlfriend who enjoys cleanliness, protocol, and romantic comedies. Anderson is Hal’s friend and rival in all things competitive. Peter and Lynn are a married couple who live up the road from Hal and tempt him endlessly with invitations to swim in their hot tub. Douglas Small is Hal’s old friend from high school who lives on the east coast with his wife, Ethel. Employment is Hal's archenemy, not because he hates it, but because he can't seem to find a job that will have him.

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Our resident musical enigma, Dagan, performs a rough version of the show's promotional theme song, "The Hal Clarke Effect."

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The Hal Clarke Effect will be broadcast periodically on this website sometime in the future. With a season and a half worth of scripts already complete, we plan to film numerous episodes sometime down the road. Stay tuned... and in the meantime, prepare to be stupefied!

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The Hal Clarke Effect (2009)

A Series of Uncomfortably Comical Vignettes and Tirades

Written by
Scott Muoio


Cast:
Hal Clarke-
Beth Fassbinder-
Anderson-
Peter-
Lynn-

Douglas Small-


Crew:

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Preliminary
Episode Guide

Episode 01.01 Night of the Bobbleheads

Episode 01.02 The Cell Phone
Hal gets his very first cellular phone.

Episode 01.03 Midnight Rider
Hal has a romantic nightmare that may or may not be better than his current love life.

Episode 01.04 The Sounds of Silence
Hal attempts to prove that Beth is a snorer.

Episode 01.05 A Hotter Shower
Hal’s idea of romance isn’t your average cup of pee, I mean, tea.

Episode 01.06 You Can Never Win
Even board games bring out the oversized baby that is Hal Clarke.

Episode 01.07 Stick Shift
Hal “man’s up” as he takes a stab at driving stick.

Episode 01.08 Happy Birthday, Hal
Hal freaks out when blindsided by a birthday dinner party.

Episode 01.09 The List
Hal makes a list of his pet peeves to Beth’s expected dismay.

Episode 01.10 An Unexpected Gift
Hal's taste in presents leaves something to be desired.

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