Roger Ebert
Film critic, Screenwriter for Beyond
the Valley of the Dolls,
1975 Pulitzer Prize Winner,
All-around Literary Genius
June 8, 1942 -
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Roger Ebert (right)
with good friend and movie entrepreneur Russ Meyer.
by Scott Muoio
For many, many years I thought the study of history
was a worthless pursuit. I had heard the old George Santayana
cliché hundreds of times, “those who cannot learn
from history are doomed to repeat it,” but never did I
believe those words, not even for a moment. I still don’t.
Over the years, however, I have come to discover that through
one’s writings, and a later study of those words, “history,”
in a sense, can prove a magical portal into long-since forgotten
times and one’s own former self. History, in this subjective
sense, can be the most fascinating genre in all of literature.
Surprisingly, though, I learned this idea not through The
History Channel or John Adams biographies or even chirpy
history professors, but instead through the great Chicago Sun-Times
movie critic, Roger Ebert.
Perhaps not a historian in the strictest sense,
Ebert is nonetheless a fascinating bookkeeper with a unique
ability to time stamp his work creating a body of prose and
analysis that becomes a thrilling and intellectual historical
account of movies, theatrical venues, and his own pursuit to
experience and be a part of movie and literati history. Unlike
typical scholars, Ebert puts his own self into his writings
with no apologies, a “no-no” that every college
professor I have ever experienced insisted I deny or academically
perish. At the time, and today, I chose the latter path, thrusting
myself into my work with full gusto. And it was only through
Roger Ebert’s writings that I have finally seen that my
decision to put “me” into my work was the correct
one.
To read the reviews of Roger Ebert is a sublime
experience. He is a man who treats each movie review, article,
and commentary he writes with the utmost seriousness and humour.
Unlike most critics who write as if they are gods amongst men,
Ebert is like the learned buddy you know and whose opinion you
always listen to and respect even if you disagree. And to think:
this guy was screen writer for Russ Meyer’s Beyond
the Valley of the Dolls, the over-the-top, bosomy
camp classic of all-time. What can’t this guy
write?
There is and shall always be a place for the noble
pursuit of objective fact recording, but the history I find
most appealing is the one constructed with the passion, intelligence,
and wit and teh onest and undeniable presense of an author.
In Roger Ebert, I have uncovered for myself the greatest analytical
critic with a heart I could ever imagine. It is for that reason,
more than any other, that Mr. Ebert is one of my all-time heroes.
His writings are the Mount Olympus of my literary aspirations
and like the best writers I have ever read (such as F. Scott
Fitzgerald), Mr. Ebert is someone I aspire to be but know deep
down inside I can never equal. No matter, having had the opportunity
over the last decade to live and learn through his expansive
and wonderful body of work I find myself forever in his debt.
Quite simply, Roger Ebert is a genius and will
forever prove a profound influence on everything I write.
Some of Ebert’s best movie reviews are his most controversial
or bizarre, yet as far as I am concerned, completely on the
mark:
Pink Flamingos : “…not
only do we see genitalia in this movie-- they do exercises.”
Fight Club
Deuce Bigelow:
European Gigolo
I Spit On Your
Grave
I have never seen this film but wow, what a review!
Ebert does great work at capturing his opinions on films before
the rest of the world has chimed in:
2001:
A Space Odyssey (1968) ...
And then again when they have (This is my very favorite Ebert
review):
2001: A Space
Odyssey (1997)
Some of my favorite bits of Ebert commentary are surprisingly
off-handed comments he throws out like a bag lady tossing
popcorn to a flock of pigeons: I’m not sure he knows
just how amazing some of what he writes actually can be taken.
In his review of Tim Burton's 2001 Planet of the Apes
, Ebert directly
led to my creation of a favorite mantra: “Irony is an
insurance policy.”
Search for your favorite movies on www.rogerebert.com.
You won't be sorry.
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