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2009 Barnyard
Beer Mile

The Agenda: Drink a beer, run a quarter mile, drink a beer, run a quarter mile, drink a beer, run a quarter mile, drink a beer, run a quarter mile.

The Hazard: Throw up anytime during the race and you run an extra quarter mile.

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2009 Results

Pending Official Verification

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Pre-race ballyhoo
Intense relay exchange
Eating
Vomit
Interviews
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Multi-year champ Chris C. leaves man and beast in his wake.

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Multi-year champ Elizabeth M. makes mince meat of any and all competitors.

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Jon P. stepped up his game and emerged as the 2009 runner-up

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Mike R.'s muscle shirt, "wiggle technique," and trial run the night before paid off in spades as the sophomore entrant claimed an impressive 3rd place with a huge personal best.

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Muoio puked during his third beer, ran a penalty lap, and then got beat by a weiner dog in the 4x400m relay. The performance brought his life to a new low.

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Event organizer Dave M. gained 30 pounds in the off-season resulting in weezing during the race, vomiting during his second beer, and an appetite that vanquished the largest cupcake we have ever seen.

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Muoio poses with said cupcake pre-Martin gorge.

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See you next year...

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