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2009
Barnyard
Beer Mile

The Agenda: Drink a beer, run a
quarter mile, drink a beer, run a quarter mile, drink a beer,
run a quarter mile, drink a beer, run a quarter mile.
The Hazard: Throw up anytime during
the race and you run an extra quarter mile.
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2009
Results
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Multi-year champ Chris C. leaves man and
beast in his wake.
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Multi-year champ Elizabeth M. makes mince meat
of any and all competitors.
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Jon P. stepped up his game and emerged as the
2009 runner-up
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Mike R.'s muscle shirt, "wiggle technique,"
and trial run the night before paid off in spades as the sophomore
entrant claimed an impressive 3rd place with a huge personal best.
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Muoio puked during his third beer, ran a penalty
lap, and then got beat by a weiner dog in the 4x400m relay. The
performance brought his life to a new low.
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Event organizer Dave M. gained 30 pounds in
the off-season resulting in weezing during the race, vomiting
during his second beer, and an appetite that vanquished the largest
cupcake we have ever seen.
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Muoio poses with said cupcake pre-Martin gorge.
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See you next year...
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