Ben and Jerry’s ONE Cheesecake Brownie is the worst ice cream I have ever eaten. Though the cause the flavor supports, ONE, an organization fighting extreme poverty, is noble it doesn’t change the fact that this ice cream is an abomination on taste buds everywhere.

The completely inedible concoction starts with cheesecake ice cream and concludes with brownie chunks. Unfortunately, the cheesecake ice cream is so nasty after one bite you’ll be gagging even before the brownies make an appearance. Worst of all, the cheesy ice cream taste lingers so long you’ll literally be scraping the rancidness off your tongue with steel wool trying to make it disappear.

My experience with the abomination was traumatic: I literally took one small spoonful, put it in my mouth, spit it in the garbage, closed up the pint and haven’t looked at it since. After rinsing my mouth with Ben and Jerry’s Imagine Whirled Peace, an excellent flavor, I regained my senses. However, forever will I be scarred by the horror of this B & J monstrosity.

ZERO out of