I've known for quite some time that the collared black striped shirt is the uniform for 25-33 year olds out for a night on the town. And because I know this definitive truth I have avoided wearing said uniform for my entire 31 years of life. However, when a collared black striped shirt arrives as a Christmas gift, sometimes you just have to go with the flow, take that collared black shirt, and give it a spin on the most absurd party night of the year: New Year's Eve.

That scenario is precisely what happened this past New Year's Eve with exactly the results I expected. Still, a picture, or in this case, three pictures are worth at least a thousand words... of ridicule.

Enjoy and Happy New Year!