Bigger, Stronger, Faster* (2008)
December 06, 2008
DVD, Seattle, WA
*** / ****
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America is obsessed with hating steroids. We are also obsessed with crushing our enemies, seeing them
driven before us, and hearing the lamentation of their women. So how do we make amends between needing to
be the best at everything all the time and despising the unnatural ways that
allow us to achieve that success? The
answer, of course, is hypocrisy. By
calling for the heads of steroid users in the court room and cheering wildly
for those same “cheaters” in the stadiums we Americans have proven ourselves
the most self-righteous hypocrites on the planet.
Christopher Bell’s documentary, Bigger, Stronger, Faster* takes
our media manipulated view of steroids out of the bull horn crowd and puts it
into the psyche of the everyman. His
documentary illuminates the plight of not only multimillionaire athletes who
have used steroids and other performance enhancing drugs to succeed, but also
Mike at the local Gold’s Gym who uses not for fame or glory but just to
keep that most painful fantasy alive one more year: the fantasy of eternal
youth.
Bell’s thesis is simple though surprisingly uncommon: our obsession
with success is America’s problem, steroids the symptom. Regardless of the side effects, who wouldn’t
take steroids if it meant the opportunity to keep a lucrative job you love
doing rather than undertaking some measly wage labor for a fraction of the
pay? And what if steroids’ side effects
we always hear about weren’t really as detrimental to the user as the media and
politicians portray but rather, much less harmful, reversible in the long run,
and supported by medical research? And
finally, who among us hasn’t resorted to means other than the straight and
narrow to reclaim a few bucks on our taxes, save us from a lay off, help us at
a job interview, or countless other daily pursuits where cheating could just as
easily be applied as it is to steroids and sports? These are the questions Bell’s documentary asks, questions the
media and politicians never seem to consider, and reason alone to reassess much
of what we have become as Americans.
The documentary, itself is entertaining and decently informative. From Hulk Hogan to Barry Bonds, Arnold
Schwarzenegger to Rocky Balboa, a smorgasbord of media clips hit us full
throttle detailing our culture’s lengthy and continuing obsession with giant
muscles, enormous feats of athletic strength, and our general obsession
idolizing physiques that require much more time, money, and “other means” than
most of us could ever spare. With
Christopher, himself as the likeably sympathetic narrator whose steroid career
we follow, along with his currently addicted two brothers and in denial mother
and father, the documentary puts a relatable face on the steroid menace and
opens our eyes to how much more common usage is than we might otherwise assume.
My beef with Bell’s
fun, funny, and poignant documentary isn’t over his main message that steroids
is a small potatoes problem compared to many of our country’s other concerns,
it is that he seems to imply that performance enhancing drug use may not really
be harmful at all. I don’t care what
“the statistics” tell us, statistics can be manipulated to tell us anything we
want, I care that the unnatural stress these drugs place on our bodies is being
minimized by Bell’s message. Steroids
may not directly cause the degeneration of our bodies, but by giving us mass
our frames are incapable of properly supporting they certainly are contributing
to health problems one way or another.
Dozens of professional wrestlers, all steroid users, have had their
lives drastically cut short over the last two decades and hundreds more have
scores of muscle, joint, and internal medical problems. Steroids may not have been the sole reason
for these tragedies, but to dismiss performance enhancing drugs entirely from
the equation is as ignorantly reactionary as the dimwitted media and
politicians Bell, himself, rightfully calls out.
No matter, Bigger,
Stronger, Faster* is an enjoyable documentary that puts a human face on
steroids and finally acknowledges the absurdity of our win first, ask questions
later mentality. And by recognizing
that aspect as the true root cause of America’s problems, Bell succeeds where
thousands of hours of media hoopla have failed.
Producer: Alexander Buono, Jim Czarnecki, Kurt Engfehr, Tamsin
Rawady
Writer: Christopher Bell, Alexander Buono, Tamsin Rawady
Starring: Christopher Bell, Mike Bell, Mark Bell, Rosemary
Bell, Sheldon Bell
Copyright 2008, Scott Muoio
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